May 2013
237 posts
lalabunney:
I DON’T EVEN WANT A FUCKING THIGH GAP I DON’T CARE I JUST WANT A FLAT STOMACH IM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH
I want a thigh gap… and have a flat stomach so when you get one, we can exchange!
epicins:
WTF what is wrong with tumblr? Why do they sell it to yahoo? I also read that facebook showed interest in tumblr. Imagine facebook buying tumblr. Then I wouldn’t understand this world anymore. The sense of tumblr is anonymousity and to be nice to people, the sense of facebook is really no anonymousity and people there are always rude and mobbing others. Reblog if you love tumblr and...
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK
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The scariest days are when I feel nothing…
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Truth is.. I don’t know how to love, and that is my biggest fear. :c
Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.
cake-full-of-fist:
ask-killingfantasy8:
ciel-dog-phantomhive:
crys-love:
tor-o-saurus:
thebigmystery42:
….sorta scared?….
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
Fucking shit……
What the actual fuck you guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK ¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!
rattyburville:
merrymrdarcy:
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED...
Bill Maher: You rip pages out of The Bible in your concert. You do wipe your ass with the American flag. Some of these things you'd have to admit are controversial.
Marilyn Manson: Absolutely. They're designed to make people think. But the point with a bible or a flag is to say, it's only as valid as you make it in your heart. A piece of paper or a piece of cloth doesn't mean anything. It's what you believe. And I want people to think about what they believe. I want them to consider if everything they've been taught if that's what they want to believe or if that's what they've been told they have to believe.
the internet: the only place where im comfortable to answer really inappropriate questions
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE ANY KINDS OF ANXIETY.
lilycakezblue:
anxiety attacks/social anxiety/panic attacks/other im doing an english project on anxiety and i want to see how many of you on here have anxiety. please reblog and note if you do❥ and remember, i love you all no matter what❥
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
authenticselves:
Over the summer, I’m gonna lose 15 pounds and look like one of those really pretty tumblr girls ok
voldie:
no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly
carstairsangel:
When not all the books in the series are the same height.
When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
